Moving Picture Daymares

The movies are my life's purpose. I will end up in a big filming location someday... either picking up cables, or being in charge.
I'm a Star Wars geek. I listen to Cradle of Filth and Motley Crue. I might have a drinking problem. I watch Nickelodeon on occasion. Sometimes the herb is my best friend. Loneliness and books are close aquaintances of mine.
I'm not an ordinary person... but neither is anyone else.

Sat Aug 1∞

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Let’s point out the obvious…

“Don’t call me, I’ll call you” is a direct command.

“I’m taking a dump, I’ll be right there” is a declarative statement.

However: “You’re so stubborn because you’re taking a dump and didn’t call me” is not birthed from a rational train of thought.

Why is the one taking the dump at fault here?

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