March 2011
1 post
September 2009
38 posts
Well, I'm Mexico-bound, people.
So here’s a picture of some delicious nachos…
:D
How to induce a miscarriage herbally & safely. →
thelovelybones:
moonrat:
thelovelybones:
acidicfuck:moonrat
What a piece of shit. I don’t care who you are, but if you do this, I hope you diaf.
well if you were to ever end up in an unfortunate situation, have fun dealing with a fucking child or a pipe stabbing your uterus.
Okay, firstly - I’m not talking to you (just in case you thought I was) and secondly, it’s inconsiderate and...
thelovelybones:
Brick By Boring Brick (studio...
5 fictional characters you've secretly fallen in...
thelovelybones:
The catch is either:
from a book
from a tv show
from a film
But they can’t be from different ones.
this is hard… and they’re not really a secret…
Han Solo
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Luke Skywalker
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Wedge Antilles
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Kyle Katarn
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fmylife:
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
fmylife:
Today, I went to my girlfriend’s house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers’ lame Pokemon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML
The Ninja turtle towels I can live with, but I would refuse to buy an anniversary gift with Turtleby or Pikacrap on it.
WatchI think I like this cover better than the original song.
WatchIgnorance is your new best friend…
David Lynch will have fun with this one...
fmylife:
Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her “Orgasm face.” And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML
I love reading these…
Well...
fmylife:
Today, I saw a weight loss ‘before and after’ advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the ‘before’. FML
…what the fuck are you waiting for, then??
Stop feeling sorry for yourself and hop up from that couch with the permanently glued bag of potato chips to the armrest. If there’s something I hate is the amount of possibilities people avalanche themselves under...
NOOOOO
jilllian:
I found Harry Potter Fangirls on Tumblr.
It was bad. Their urls were all Potter based, and most of the content they posted was photos and videos and discussion all related to all things Potter.
What the hell Tumblr.
Keep the scaries out.
Next thing you know, I’m going to stumble across… Twilight fangirls! (I’ll have you know it was painful to even type those words.)
Twilight...
“The world is watching. We call on the Japanese Fisheries Minister and the Taiji...”
– Richard O’Barry, Campaign Director of the Save Japan Dolphins Coalition
Drinking age of 21 doesn't work →
squashed:
John M. McCardell Jr., president emeritus at Middlebury College, points out what should be obvious to anybody who has recently been on a college campus. A lot of underage drinking happens. And a lot of people who start binge drinking when they are under 21 keep the habit when they are older.
I don’t have a whole lot vested in this one way or another—but stupid policy annoys me....
Lost and Found
I think this bike…
Belongs to THIS guy:
*sigh* Bringing people together…
WatchStephen is God. I know it, you know it, and Kanye West knows it… that’s why he calls himself Jesus.
Best President Ever →
I’m sorry, but… he’s right! And he makes it sound good, too.
And the Douche of the Day goes to...
fmylife:
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn’t gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, “it’ll happen soon, baby” and let me believe we were trying. FML
WatchSit back, chill down, and turn the volume up. The Zeppelin hour’s way overdue.
Hell Yes!!! →
Star Tours is back!!… or it will be… in two years, but it’s back! I never thought I get to see it in my lifetime, so, here’s hoping I get famous enough to warrant an invitation to the opening on 2011.
WatchIt’s amazing how much more mature this girl is compared to those hags from The View.
Stars and their shitstorms. →
In celebration of Kanye West joining the Hall of Fame in Douchbaggery, with the President’s Honorary Mention of “Lord Jackass”, here’s a look back at other stars’s career-killing mistakes. Enjoy.
"Michael Bay fans"? what Michael Bay fans? →
Megan Fox might be dumb, but apparently Michael Bay can’t stand it when a beautiful woman compares him to a German dictator. It’s kind of sad he has to resort to having his mother write a letter to the public to get his reputation back… which is for the worst filmmaker in history. Kudos, Bay! Now, go play with your GoBots.
The Cove : a damn cool (and harsh) documentary.
In these harsh economic times, I got the chance to go see The Cove at PR’s most expensive movie theater, Fine Arts Cafe, simply because it was the only place they were showing it. My boyfriend and I paid $15 for tickets, and another $15 for a “medium” (actual size: smaller than small) popcorn, a cup of cheap wine, and a beer. We proceeded to the room where they were playing...
Adventures with "chicken" →
A friend sent me this link after a kitchen mishap with “Mystery meat” Tyson chicken strips. I don’t know what’s worse, that they actually make this, or that someone might actually eat it.
““Inglorious Basterds… how World War II should have ended.”
...”
– Anonymous
August 2009
4 posts
Better than The Onion news →
So this explains why fans of “Friends” were crazy…
“And as I’ve gotten older, I’ve had more of a tendency to look for...”
– Martin Scorsese
Let's point out the obvious...
“Don’t call me, I’ll call you” is a direct command.
“I’m taking a dump, I’ll be right there” is a declarative statement.
However: “You’re so stubborn because you’re taking a dump and didn’t call me” is not birthed from a rational train of thought.
Why is the one taking the dump at fault here?
July 2009
5 posts
Just finished watching Children of Men… which means I just found out Alfonso Cuaron directed it, to which I said to myself: “No fucking wonder this movie is amazing.”
“If you can talk brilliantly about a problem, it can create the consoling...”
Vancouver and VFS = Heaven
How could I be so dumb as to take pictures of absolutely everything that happened last week, but fail to take one of the school which I attended? oh well, at least I managed to get a picture of me and some really cool pieces of equipment, not to mention the greatest film instructors I’ve ever met.
Quite frankly, I had the greatest week I could ever have. After visiting VFS I can’t...
USS Paradox
peterluna:
Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman wrote the screenplay for the new Star Trek. They were also responsible for Mission Impossible III, which is the only good film in that series. So how can they be they same guys who wrote the Transformers movies? It doesn’t make any sense.
If it looks like shit, and smells like shit, it’s a Michael Bay film.
New... things.
My Twitter is no more. What can I say, I got tired of it. I barely used it, and I usually ended up either talking with very few specific people for short periods of time, or getting into rather dumb arguments with other people whom I did not know, only to be told that they were just (and I quote) “just sharing different opinions”.
So yeah, I sacrificed my 100 followers for a chance at...
May 2009
2 posts
Why is it that when you bend over backwards for someone, no matter how many explanations and apologies are made, they still find it to be your fault that they fucked up?
As Peter Griffin would say...
“You know what really grinds my gears?”
I went to my little cousin’s confirmation ceremony the other day. Though I’m not a believer, I love my cousin, and it was a big deal for her. I’m suure it was a big deal for the 50 odd kids also participating in the ceremony. So imagine my hatred for the human race when throughout the ceremony, some douchebags, along with the...